Happy Birthday
Funny Birthday Wishes
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These funny birthday quotes are sure to inspire a few laughs. They may even offend a few people. But that’s how you know the jokes are superb.
- I searched the Internet for the perfect birthday message and gave up after three hours. Happy Birthday
Inspirational Quotes - One wise man once said that “Forget your past, it is impossible to change it”. I would like to add that you should forget about your past, because I didn’t get one for you.
Motivational Quotes - Gray hair can be a sign that you are wise, so you’re a genius.
HappyBirthday Quotes - When the little gray-haired woman you helped on the street becomes your wife, you know you are getting older.
Success Quotes - Gray hair is a small price for wisdom.
Celebrity Quotes - When you have to turn the lights down to be more economical than romantic, you know you are old.
Inspirational Quotes - When you are unable to walk past a restroom without thinking “I might as well pee while you’re here”, you know you’re old.
Motivational Quotes - You’re so old that you walked into an antique store and were sold.
HappyBirthday Quotes - How do you tell when you have reached middle-age? You cross your legs hard in preparation for a big sneeze.
Success Quotes - Middle age… When “happy hour” is a nap
Inspirational Quotes - Your middle age is the time when your age begins to show.
Motivational Quotes - Middle age is when your head finally comes together and your body begins to fall apart.
HappyBirthday Quotes - When you don’t get up to pee, you know that your age is evident.
Success Quotes - You are a sucker…
At aging. Do you even want to look older?
Celebrity Quotes - You’ve already learned all there is to know by the time you reach [insert your age]. Happy birthday!
Inspirational Quotes - You are not getting older…just more distinguished! Happy Birthday.
Motivational Quotes - You aren’t old, but you have been around longer than most people. Happy Birthday
HappyBirthday Quotes - Happy Birthday. You took [insert your age] years to achieve this look!
Success Quotes - Happy Birthday! It’s so great to hear that you are now over the hill and not under it.
Celebrity Quotes - Hot flashes and night sweats are nature’s way to lower your heating bills so that you can save more for retirement.
Inspirational Quotes - Q: What goes up but never falls? A: Your age
Motivational Quotes - Don’t worry. These aren’t gray hairs. These are wisdom-highlights. They are simply extremely wise.
HappyBirthday Quotes - [insert your age] is the perfect age. You are old enough to learn from your mistakes, but young enough for new ones. Happy Birthday
Success Quotes - Are you [insert your age]? You should take the cake outside to light the candles. Happy Birthday!
Celebrity Quotes - Don’t let aging get you down. It is not too difficult to get up again.
Inspirational Quotes - These aren’t gray hairs as you think. These are strands of birthday sparkle growing from your head.
- Happy Birthday. Remember to iron your birthday suit.
- I wanted to buy you something inspiring and extraordinary for your birthday. Then, I realized that you already have everything
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About Yohancé Salimu: “I take the uninspired who have no clue about true motivation from zero to insanely motivated with a click of a mouse.”
Yohancé Salimu studied Geospatial Science at the United States Air Force Academy and was an Air Force pilot. After completion of his service to his country, Salimu may have taken off the uniform, but he has never ceased in his efforts to serve others. He is now a highly sought-after public speaker, and the CEO of the nonprofit scientific research organization Geospatial Q & A Inc. The corporation bolsters economic and social growth in small communities utilizing applied research.
Thank You Again For Appreciating My Happybirthday Quotes. God Bless You. And If It Is Your Birthday… Happy Birthday!